|Joelton is the place...
we don't bother saying "Joelton, TN, USA," because there is
only one Joelton in the galaxy (that we know of so far).
- Where we have a water tower.
Don't laugh, that wasn't true a few years ago. Don't
ask what we drank from before, because most of us still don't
have sewer lines.
the expression "Bless her thumpin' gizzard" is meant just as nice as it
men too old to hunt gather Saturday mornings to eat country ham, pick
on guitars and avoid doing chores (okay, this one is a bit out of date, since Honest Joe's closed down).
there's no need to remember what time the drug store opens on the
weekend. That's what they sell life insurance for.
dining out is what they sell health insurance for, especially if you
eat at certain places (just kidding, of course).
driving with all four wheels on your side of the road is optional (not kidding!).
foreign culture is welcome...if the parking lot at the Mexican
restaurant is any indication. Although, the inability to keep
a good pizza joint in business bodes not well for Italians. Update: We are rooting for Firecracker to be the exception, making it fashionable once again to be Italian around here.
good folks live...'s'long as they can.
you get off the Interstate to avoid traffic.
"over developed" means more than
six storage sheds within a stone's
throw of the house.
- Where we check HIP Joelton on Facebook
to find out if it is raining right now.
- Where, before Smith Station,
there was no weather at all!