Joelton


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Here's a pleasant mid-June view from Smith Station.
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Joelton is the place... Joelton Water Tower
  1. Where we don't bother saying "Joelton, TN, USA," because there is only one Joelton in the galaxy (that we know of so far).
  2. Where we have a water tower. Don't laugh, that wasn't true a few years ago. Don't ask what we drank from before, because most of us still don't have sewer lines.
  3. Where the expression "Bless her thumpin' gizzard" is meant just as nice as it sounds.
  4. Where men too old to hunt gather Saturday mornings to eat country ham, pick on guitars and avoid doing chores.
  5. Where there's no need to remember what time the drug store opens on the weekend. That's what they sell life insurance for.
  6. Where dining out is what they sell health insurance for, especially if you eat at certain places.
  7. Where driving with all four wheels on your side of the road is optional.
  8. Where foreign culture is welcome...if the parking lot at the Mexican restaurant is any indication. Although, the inability to keep a good pizza joint in business bodes not well for Italians.
  9. Where good folks live...'s'long as they can.
  10. Where you get off the Interstate to avoid traffic.
  11. Where "over developed" means more than six storage sheds within a stone's throw of the house.
  12. Where, before Smith Station, there was no weather at all!


Here is the latest on global warming climate change. Scary stuff!...or maybe not.

US Summer 100 Temps
(Source: Steven Goddard)
Now, isn't this interesting. Our summers have not gotten warmer in the US over the decades—if anything, they've gotten a bit cooler. Amazing how that could happen in a world of global warming. I guess other parts of the world must be sweating their brains out every summer to offset our comfort. Just another reason to feel guilty about being American.

Hurrican Landfall Record
(Date Source: National Hurricane Center / Chart via Steven Goddard.)
They say all this climate change is causing lots of hurricane damage. Wonder what was causing it back in the 1800s?

Holocene Sea Level
(Source: Steven Goddard)
Global warming, or climate change (or whatever) is causing the seas to rise, or so they tell us. Let's just ignore this chart and go on in blissful climate-panic. Because this chart shows sea levels rising over the centuries (black line) while temperatures decline (blue line).






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